funny wedding wishes

funny wedding wishes

• Do you know what late nights, parties and weekend hanging out with friends have in common? You won’t have all of them from now on... :)

• As you wed today, here's my advice for the newlyweds - stay married! The best is yet to be!

• I'll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains... a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

• A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.

• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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• Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage

• There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage

• Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. Congratulations to my best friend for getting married. 

• Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.  No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” 

• You havent just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.

• A "perfect marriage" is just two imperfect people who refuseto give up on each other.

• I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations. 

• Marriage is hot until you become hotheaded all the time with your partner.

•  Be sure to pick the most expensive wedding ring so that you can pawn it when a need arises. Happy Wedding! 

• It is nice to see that you are so excited and wearing the sweetest smile while signing your Marriage Contract. Soon you will wear the same smile and excitement again when you sign your annulment papers.

HAPPY WEDDING